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waywardcastiel:

i hate it when you’re walking along and you suddenly become really self-conscious about the way you are walking so you concentrate on walking normally and just end up like

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furbearingbrick:

beanie-weenies:

furbearingbrick:

I will forever think of the daffodil as the Noot Noot Flower

I f uck ning hat e you so mu ch

*diabolical laughter*

furbearingbrick:

beanie-weenies:

furbearingbrick:

I will forever think of the daffodil as the Noot Noot Flower

I f uck ning hat e you so mu ch

*diabolical laughter*

hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

cosplay-in-the-usa:

thevillashanghai:

The many ways to tie a scarf. I think NYC looks the most difficult but also the cutest. Which one’s your favorite?

Yo, I got this.

Fuckin' Fine Ass Leaves

tylersthings:

Forgive me padre for I have siiiiiiinned

the-vashta-nerada:

  • hey bro
  • bro
  • broski
  • brosicle
  • broseidon, god of the brocean
  • brotato chip
  • brotein shake
  • brosef stalin
  • barack brobama
  • teddy brosevelt
  • don quibrote
  • adrien brody
  • gallilebro gallilei
  • napoleon bronaparte
  • brobo cop
  • leonardo dicapribro
  • broseph mengele 
  • bro nye the science guy
  • selena bromez
  • broey deschanel 
  • bro dimaggio
  • wolfgang amadaeus brozart
  • brohemian rhapsody
  • osama bro laden
  • mighty bro young
  • brodo the hobbit bro
  • broprah winfrey 
  • broby dick
  • abroham lincoln
  • what’s up

catacombzetabones:

scary-storiinn:

incenndio:

sonic-stardust:

davidbowiespermanentlydilatedeye:

playerprophet:

forsakenasylum:

sheepiness:

schrodingerscatisdead:

Tumblr’s love affair with comic sans and stars.

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just adding a few to the collection

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reblogging for reference.

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adding some more

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adds some

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my favourite post on tumblr

now in français
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(Source: shisno)

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

darrencrisscrosschrist:

beforeyougetuskilled:

tylersthings:

professorsugoi:

the-bored-cat:

What does kindness get you? This.

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It’s TOO GOOD AND MY EYELIDS ARE WATERFALLS

OH GOD

Just drown the plant why don’t you

visiblecc1:

fuglypudding:

if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??

The elemelons