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Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

darrencrisscrosschrist:

beforeyougetuskilled:

tylersthings:

professorsugoi:

the-bored-cat:

What does kindness get you? This.

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It’s TOO GOOD AND MY EYELIDS ARE WATERFALLS

OH GOD

Just drown the plant why don’t you

visiblecc1:

fuglypudding:

if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??

The elemelons

thornicating:

thornicating:

my family usually eats bagged cereals (you know, the off brand kinds that taste like deceit) and today my mother came home with 15+ boxes of sugared name-brand cereal, dumped them into my arms, and said “i can’t eat lies anymore, caroline.” 

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tattooedbroad:

nentindo:

Dad’s Jokes Just Became Legit

I watched this like 12 times.

thatisludicrous:

lilianlies:

#me about my future

as long as you don’t leave parks&rec we good

(Source: parks-and-recreation-department)

Apr 8

(Source: morningsuns)

Apr 8

(Source: morningsuns)

Apr 8

(Source: logotv)

Apr 7

amateurbandit:

mrbutts:

ohstephyy:

my boyfriend made me leave because i haven’t stopped watching this video.

this is the most important video of my life

I love it

(Source: poopinginschool)